I am tyler, this is my heart

thank autofill for the title; I was intending to make some sort of
spam joke (because that's what this is about) but I think this is
better.

bored at work last thursday (the 28th), I cleared out the thousand-odd
spam messages in my gmail account, to see roughly how fast they
accumulate. in the name of science.

it's been five days.
there are now 216 spam messages caught by my filter.